Saturday, March 15, 2008

Gotta Love a Good Snail Joke

A guy hear's a knock on his front door.
He opens the door and sees that a snail has come to visit.
The guy beats the crap out the snail, picks him up and throws him wayyyyy out into the yard and slams the door.

Three weeks later there is a knock at the guys front door.
He opens it and it's the snail who says, "So what the hell was THAT all about!!!????"

And then there was this other snail.
He's going down the street when he gets beat up by a gang of turtles. The cops arrive and they say to the snail, "Ok, tell us what happened."

"I don't know," said the snail. "It all happened so fast........"

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