Dumb ass Dumb ass
In that big SUV
Grinning so smug as you’re speeding past me
Oh and look at the way that you fishtail and swerve
While my sweet little Saturn negotiates the curve
That you missed! Oh my goodness
Is that your muffler I spy???
Pointing toward heaven
As past you I fly
Merrily on my way
To my shopping I go
As you’re buried to your headlights
In a ditch full of snow.
Note to Your Brilliance:
Four-wheel drive is nice
But it don't mean squat on a highway of ice.