Oh the weather outside is frightful!!!

Ode to A Fellow Traveler

Dumb ass Dumb ass

In that big SUV

Grinning so smug as you’re speeding past me

Oh and look at the way that you fishtail and swerve

While my sweet little Saturn negotiates the curve

That you missed! Oh my goodness

Is that your muffler I spy???

Pointing toward heaven

As past you I fly

Merrily on my way

To my shopping I go

As you’re buried to your headlights

In a ditch full of snow.

Note to Your Brilliance:

Four-wheel drive is nice

But it don't mean squat on a highway of ice.