I refuse to impose indignities upon my kitty cat roomie in the name of any holiday. I won't dress him in a dumb little sweater or strap little reindeer antlers to his head for the Christmas card photo.
Nope. He's a family member. An honored resident of this home.
I won't humiliate my prideful kitty by dressing him up like a doll. No glittery vest on the 4th of July. No razzle-dazzle collar on Christmas. Or New Years. No way.
But he hardly ever checks my blog.
What he doesn't know won't bruise his fragile ego.