Brrrrr

Don't mind it.

 

As long as the furnace is working.

(It wasn't)

 

As long as the remote start on my car is working

so I can warm it up and get those sweet, heated seats cranked up to
warm-bun cozy before I have to sit on them.
(It isn't)

 

As long as I don't have to go outside into the cold.

(I do.)

If that be the case

and I must venture out

to test my wits against the elements

of nature

I'm thankful to do so

wrapped in a

clump-lusciously fabulous

hand-knitted scarf

to keep my neck

deliciously

warm.

Thank you, crafty niece!

 

Winter?

Mehhhh, it ain't so bad.