Thursday, September 03, 2015

Debbie and Her I-Phone 5


Debbie gets her I-Phone 5.
Clearly Debbie is very happy!
It is her first big-deal phone
since she gave up her little flip-phone
which she has had
since she
finally
got rid of her
Princess phone.

The one with the twisty cord
and the pink handset.


Debbie is something of a
technological fossil. 
Still, she is happy!
Envision villagers dancing
peasants rejoicing
and small bluebirds
winging across the sky.

While she's notsomuch
into the disco-hippie
orange case
Debbie knows she will
get used to it.
She's pretty sure.


Then Debbie gets home and realizes she has
no clue how to use her new phone.
Debbie is
clearly
befuddled.


Debbie perseveres
discovering
her sweet little I-Phone 5's ability
to take photos
ROCKS!

She snaps photos
hither and yon
here and there
out and about
all around the town.

For about three days.

When all of sudden
there arose such a clatter....
well not really a clatter....
but she did spring up from her sofa
to figure out what was the matter.


There is a great disturbance in the I-Phone force.
Say it isn't true!!!!!!!!
Debbie can no longer take pictures!!??
Or dowload
anything.
Nope.
Nothing.

Because her phone says
it's storage is full.

Which is weird
because it's a new phone
and she barely knows how to use it...
...could she REALLY
have filled it?
Already??

She visits her Verizon store for answers.
Verizon guys say
Debbie
your storage isn't full
but we can't fix it.

Debbie turns to her online BFF
only to find disturbing news
about her I-Phone 5.


In .44 seconds Debbie finds
over three MILLION
places to visit on the subject of
"My I-Phone says the storage is almost full."

Only to find
a plethora
host
and virtual
stampeding herd
of I-Phone 5 users
are having the same problem.

And the only way to fix it
is to visit the Apple store.
And she'll end up doing this
more
than 
once.

Ohhhhhhh.....


Debbie is not so happy with her decision now.

She goes to sleep thinking
Debbie should have kept her flip phone
Debbie should have kept her flip phone
Debbie should have kept her flip phone

ZZZZZZZ
sniffle
ZZZZZZZZ
snifflev sniffle sniff
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

ZZZZZZZZZZZ



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