Debbie and Her I-Phone 5

Debbie gets her I-Phone 5.

Clearly Debbie is very happy!

It is her first big-deal phone

since she gave up her little flip-phone
which she has had
since she
finally
got rid of her
Princess phone.

The one with the twisty cord
and the pink handset.

Debbie is something of a

technological fossil. 

Still, she is happy!
Envision villagers dancing
peasants rejoicing
and small bluebirds
winging across the sky.

While she's notsomuch
into the disco-hippie
orange case
Debbie knows she will
get used to it.
She's pretty sure.

Then Debbie gets home and realizes she has

no clue how to use her new phone.

Debbie is

clearly

befuddled.

Debbie perseveres

discovering

her sweet little I-Phone 5's ability

to take photos

ROCKS!

She snaps photos

hither and yon

here and there

out and about

all around the town.

For about three days.

When all of sudden

there arose such a clatter....

well not really a clatter....

but she did spring up from her sofa

to figure out what was the matter.

There is a great disturbance in the I-Phone force.

Say it isn't true!!!!!!!!

Debbie can no longer take pictures!!??

Or dowload

anything.

Nope.

Nothing.

Because her phone says

it's storage is full.

Which is weird

because it's a new phone

and she barely knows how to use it...

...could she REALLY

have filled it?

Already??

She visits her Verizon store for answers.

Verizon guys say

Debbie

your storage isn't full

but we can't fix it.

Debbie turns to her online BFF

only to find disturbing news

about her I-Phone 5.

In .44 seconds Debbie finds

over three MILLION

places to visit on the subject of

"My I-Phone says the storage is almost full."

Only to find

a plethora

host

and virtual

stampeding herd

of I-Phone 5 users

are having the same problem.

And the only way to fix it

is to visit the Apple store.

And she'll end up doing this

more

than 

once.

Ohhhhhhh.....

Debbie is not so happy with her decision now.

She goes to sleep thinking

Debbie should have kept her flip phone

Debbie should have kept her flip phone

Debbie should have kept her flip phone

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sniffle

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snifflev sniffle sniff

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